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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

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wereworf:

"the bride will now recite her vows."

space. the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. it’s ongoing mission, to explore strange new worlds. to seek out new life and new civilizations. to boldly go where no one has gone before. 

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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

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rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

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